FAVORITE CHRISTMAS SONGS

Frosty the Dopeman...........................Roger Clemens

Jingle F___ing Bells.............Jerry Sloan (featuring Chase Utley)

I Didn't See 3 Ships Come Sailing In...........Stevie Wonder

Little Drummer Boy in my Bed...........Michael Jackson

I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause and Madonna.......Spears' Kids

DERBY CHAMP

...not only was Lake a touchdown machine on his football team, and feisty point-guard on the court, but he is also the current 5th ward cub-scout pack Pinewood Derby champion.